USA Law
Tucson:
Women may not wear pants
Arizona:
Hunting camels is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
NY:
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Alabama:
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Texas:
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Utah:
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Florida:
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to sell your children.
California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Other Countries
Singapore:
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer.
Australia:
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
France:
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.
Germany:
It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.
Every office must have a view of the sky, however small.
A pillow can be considered a “passive” weapon.
Swaziland:
Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers.
Sweden:
While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.
Women may not wear pants
Hunting camels is prohibited.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to sell your children.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.
It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.
Every office must have a view of the sky, however small.
A pillow can be considered a “passive” weapon.
Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers.
While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.
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